Top 10 reasons why toddlers are tiny politicians.

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10. Forces you to play with the hopping frogs. Counts 1 out to you and 15 to her. Then takes the 1 back.

9.Simply hearing the word “nap” will send them in to hostage-like negotiations.

8. Guaranteed to have naked pictures posted online.

7. Try to hide a package of brownies in the house and they will track it down like Osama Bin Laden.

6. Makes you cut up pizza so they can eat it with a fork.

5. Uses coin money to pay for candy. The actual cost is five. She claims the cost should be three. She pays you two and keeps the candy anyway.

4. Not only wants all of the food on her plate, but demands the food on yours, too.

3. Quick to list off allllll of the helpful things she will do if she can just watch ONE MORE SHOW. After show is over, develops sudden onset amnesia about the helpful things she volunteered.

2. Runs in the room, waves her hands in the air and commands the attention of everyone. Performs her best song and dance, 90% of which we don’t understand, then expects everyone to cheer excitedly.

1. That hair, though.

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